If I Had Legs I'd Kick You
If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You (2025)

"Everything is under control."

6.3 (234 votes)
1h 53m
October 10, 2025
English

Synopsis

With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.

Director

Mary Bronstein

Writers

Mary Bronstein

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Original Title

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

Status

Released

Budget

$1,500,000

Revenue

$1,346,808

Production

A24, Central Pictures, Fat City